December 2011
191 posts
me: why is every post in a chat
mom:
cat:
me:
chair:
blanket:
me:
student:
teacher:
new yorker:
me:
my thoughts when someone who is attractive says im...
brainofj:
who put you up to this
are you drunk
have you even seen my face
what do you want from me
are you blind
relevant.
My idea.
My mother is always bitchin’ about the smell in our house. So I’m sitting here smoking a bowl in my room thinking, “Wait a minute. Weed is a pretty strong smell so I wonder if it would be able to cover whatever my mother thinks stinks?” So I’ve come to the conclusion that I should make the whole house smell faintly like weed. Since she used to be a stoner herself, she...
